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This is a story of the journey of four women searching for laughter, love, and libation.

In the rainy city of Portland, Oregon we find ourselves dreaming of the perfect patio. As the late May rain pounds outside, we are waiting impatiently for the sidewalks to dry and the sun to shine on us. As four social and most single ladies, we will endeavor this summer to find the perfect Portland bar patio.

For us, the perfect patio has three necessary components: the potential for laughter, love, and libation. We will be rating each bar we go to by these standards. We will be your guides on the road to the perfect Portland patio and will share with you the patio-nos we will undoubtedly encounter in our quest.

So put on your sunscreen, find a designated driver, and join us!

Episode 77 with Nic Goans

Gold Dust Meridian

Episode 77 with Nic Goans

Join the ladies as they discuss the dangers of bunk beds, northern irish lads vs. irish lads, pursuing a lady, eskimo sisters, and fisting.

But more importantly, can you date someone religious?

Guests: Nic Goans

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Episode 76 with Lance Life

Free House

Episode 76 with Lance Banks

Join the ladies as they receive tutelage on becoming a Lance Life follower, loving yourself, when to start and when to stop, and the proper zinger noise.

But more importantly, should Char-Q accept a slave boy?

Guests: Lance Life

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Episode 75 with Alex Gavlick Sean Jordan and Russ Ramsey

Russ’s Hot Tub

Episode 75 with Alex Gavlick and Sean Jordan

Join the ladies as they discuss reuniting with a high school sweetheart, missed connections, dating in college, and much more.

But more importantly, should Tinder be allowed?

Guests: Sean Jordan, Alex Gavlick and Russ Ramsey

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Episode 74 with Randy Mendez

Lucky Devil

Episode 74 with Randy Mendez

Join the ladies as they discuss their open relationships, dating strippers, strip clubs, bad ok cupid dates, and much more.

But more importantly, is drawing a bath a good thing or not?

Guests: Randy Mendez

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Episode 73 with Whitney Streed

Sloan’s

Episode 73 with Whitney Streed

Join the ladies as they discuss their tinder, dating in your circle, bad news about pheromones, hippies, and much more.

But more importantly, is drawing a bath a good thing or not?

Guests: Whitney Streed

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Episode 72 with Andie Main

Billy Ray’s Neighborhood Dive

Episode72 with Andie Main

Join the ladies as they discuss their homework achievements, the mayor of poundtown, the commonwealth of humpington, streaking MLK at 7am, dating brits, lawn furniture and much more.

But more importantly, is drawing a bath a good thing or not?

Guests: Andie Main

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Episode 71 with Isaac Cooprider

Russ’s Hot Tub

Episode 71 with Isaac Cooprider

Join the ladies as you meet our new lady on board, the one and only Cari Carter, as we discuss Tinder vs Grinder, snapchat dick picks, boudoir photography, vampire parties and more.

But more importantly, is the elven language a deal breaker or is it the nipple tattoo?

Guests: Isaac Cooprider

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Episode 70 with Brandie Posey, Maggie Maye, and Virginia Jones

Moon and Sixpence

Episode 70 with Maggie Maye Brandie Posey and Virginia Jones

Recorded with a few of our favorite All Jane No Dick performers. Join these cackling ladies as they talk about the Patioh Patino curse, how to make the move, Texas, trying to score free things, Maggie’s love and desire to have a cartoon paper doll created for her, dick pics, accidentally dating a nazi collector, and more.

But more importantly, are crusty elbows a deal breaker?

Guests: Brandie Posey, Maggie Maye, and Virginia Jones

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Episode 69 with Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen, Kate and Danny Felts

Los Angeles Podfest

Episode 69 with Andy Wood Matt Kirshen Kate and Danny Felts

We are finally back…sort of. Listen to another impromptu recording. Join the ladies as they talk about Tinder, promiscuity, dungeons, how many people is acceptable to have sex with in a one day period, and more.

But more importantly, if a guy goes down on you are you required to reciprocate?

Guests: Andy Wood, Matt Kirshen, Kate, and Danny Felts

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Episode 68 with Dax Jordan, Dierdre Lyons-Keefe and Doug Gale

Tonic Lounge

Episode 68 with Dax Jordan Dierdre Lyons-Keefe Douglas Gale and Danny Felts

We are finally back…sort of. Listen to an impromptu recording. Join the ladies as they talk about polyamory, street makes outs, masturbation, and more.

But more importantly, when doesn’t someone count as a number on your list?

Guests: 

Dax Jordan Dierdre Lyons-Keefe and Doug Gale.

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